==TransporTed== (I've had a stupid idea - any interest? )

[TonyHetherington]

Could do it in the form of a randsom note, using cut up newspaper saying "give me ted, love Tony"

[UKBob]

TonyHetherington said:

Could do it in the form of a randsom note, using cut up newspaper saying "give me ted, love Tony"

Yes, but you'll need a "ps, or else!" line in there too, to get him trembling in his boots

[TonyHetherington]

I've sin binned him; that'll do it

[UKBob]

TonyHetherington said:

I've sin binned him; that'll do it

[up-the-dubs]

TonyHetherington said:

I've sin binned him; that'll do it

Tony YHM




Sorry guys, I've screwed this up quite a bit for everyone

In the middle of moving house and Ted has gone AWOL. He'll turn up, but where he's been put I've no-idea. I've turned the office up side down (yet to pack my stuff) but there's no sign. He's in a box between here and there.

As soon as I have him I'll let you all or Carter know and send him from there. Really annoyed at this and my deepest apologies to Tony and everyone else.

No need for the ransom note, but thanks for the offer!
The sin bin was an unexpected surprise!
Carter, why did he have to be so small .

Sorry again,

Brian.

[UKBob]

That explains teds telepathic cries for help...

[up-the-dubs]

UKBob said:

That explains teds telepathic cries for help...

Could you ask him where he is?

[UKBob]

up-the-dubs said:

UKBob said:

That explains teds telepathic cries for help...

Could you ask him where he is?

He said something about being near the sink/windowsill. I suspect hes looking for an escape route.

[V6GTO]

If he can't be found is he going to be substituTed?

Martin.

[UKBob]

V6GTO said:

If he can't be found is he going to be substituTed?

Martin.

ooh ohh, if we cant find him I have a terribly cunning idea of something we could photograph and pass around :rubshandstogethergleefully:

[cy88]

Won't go raising much cash for charity if the little furball goes astray!

If a new Ted becomes necessary, rather than just auction him off at the end, why not the custodians pay for the privilege of looking after him along the way? Just an idea?

[beano500]

Surely

UKBob meant to have said:

That explains teds ted-epathic cries for help...

[LongQ]

Given his current country location I expect the little people have found him and adopTed him as a pet.

[te51cle]

I hope he hasn't gone the way of Shergar and been eaTed !

[Kinky]

LongQ said:

Given his current country location I expect the little people have found him and adopTed him as a pet.

He'll become LepraTed.

K

[GetCarter]

I'm guessing that the lack of mails from young Dubs means that Ted has to be eliminaTed, so will have to be substituTed.

I'm working on his younger brother to see if he'll continue the journey.

Dubs, If you find said Ted, e mail me, and I'll send you a snail mail address, and perhaps you could you send him back to me - we don't want two Teds out there, it would be far too complicaTed.

Ta

Steve

[UKBob]

GetCarter said:

I'm guessing that the lack of mails from young Dubs means that Ted has to be eliminaTed, so will have to be substituTed.

I'm working on his younger brother to see if he'll continue the journey.

Dubs, If you find said Ted, e mail me, and I'll send you a snail mail address, and perhaps you could you send him back to me - we don't want two Teds out there, it would be far too complicaTed.

Ta

Steve

I could find a taxidermist who would help prepare a new frankented which we could all send to eachother...

[LongQ]

RIP Ted, now deparTed.

PS - I thought UKBob was the obvious candidate for the taxidermy/FrankenTed task, based on earlier posts.

[Kinky]

LongQ said:

...I thought UKBob was the obvious candidate for the taxidermy/FrankenTed task, based on earlier posts.

Surely not Transporat?

K

[jimothy]

Off to SA on Friday, so if we have a replacement yet then send him my way!