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Dave 4000

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308 posts

265 months

Thursday 10th March 2005
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Go around the house placing at strategic points post it notes with:

“I love you”
“Can you get my shirt/Where is my shirt”
“Her down at number 26 has put a bit of weight hasn’t she”
“No, I think your bum looks great in that”


You should also give the following letter to who ever you feel it will be off benefit to:

Dear (insert name of person, cat, dog etc.)

The person who gave you this letter has just received some material that is at the cutting edge of technology and will demand their full attention, during the initial period of their investigation it may seem like you are single and have no partner with which to share the daily joys and tribulations of life, this however is only a temporary situation and should pass within a few weeks possibly longer. If you are at any time feeling lonely or unloved or you become worried by your partners social behavior this can easily be remedied by providing the individual a number of signs which should read:

“I love you”

“Drink”

“Food”

These signs are direct and to the point to avoid any confusion, the individual will then display the relevant sign when they wish to communicate, these signs may well be accompanied by a vocal “sign” most typically a grunt of some sort, This should not be interpreted in the normal fashion as a display of ignorance, instead the individual will simply be trying to make sure that you are aware that they are making a request. It is important to note that the individual will not be concerned by the type or even how warm the type food or drink is.


Your understanding in this period will be rewarded by request to come and look at one or all of the following:

A new lap record,
A replay of a race which they feel that their performance was particularly good.
The new car they have just won/bought.

Your response is very important however strangely enough not what you say as what ever you do say will automatically be translated into what they feel to be the most suitable comment.

neil_cardiff

17,113 posts

271 months

Thursday 10th March 2005
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Printed. Notes taken and will be (quickly) followed as soon as I get home - 4 o'clock for me - Yay!

>> Edited by neil_cardiff on Thursday 10th March 12:57

_Dobbo_

14,617 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th March 2005
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very very funny, and so useful, I'll print it and give it to the Mrs.

Dave 4000

Original Poster:

308 posts

265 months

Thursday 10th March 2005
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neil_cardiff said:
Printed. Notes taken and will be (quickly) followed as soon as I get home - 4 o'clock for me - Yay!

>> Edited by neil_cardiff on Thursday 10th March 12:57



4 o'clock, Pah blinking partimer, in my day etc etc.