Sick note

[DustyC]

Oh no! Ali (my g/f) is off work very ill!

Hopefully shes gonna be OK for the weekend or Im gonna have to eat and drink twice as much.

[Podie]

I thought this was going to be a sick note for the following Monday morning...

Dear Boss.

Got well and truely on Saturday night. It was Mungo's fault, honest. Still, must have eaten summat dodgy on the motorway services, as it wasn't the alcohol or the pie that Ted laid on.

Still, see you Wednesday.

Podie

[DustyC]

If it was for work they wouldnt be getting a sick note just an excuse on Wednesday.

"Sorry, lost my car in a drunken bet and had a 200mile walk home"

[mannginger]

I'm still unwell today - have had a really dodgy stomach and shakes over the last few days - I think it was probably nicotine overdose from those patches - so have stopped them for the meantime (smoking again though - doh!)

Will wait until after the weekend and the start again with smaller patches - they can really screw you up those things.

Phil

[DustyC]

I know the best way to use those patches.
You just need 2.

Put one over each eye and then you cant find your fags!

[PetrolTed]

Careful Dusty, Mel will be hassling your for the other half of your bed if you're not careful...

[DustyC]

Im a big boy and need all of the bed.

(I'll leave that comment open to interpretation )

Ali said she will come along for the dinner if she is feeling abit better but may retire earlier. After tucking her in I'll be ensuring the bar is sufficeintly propped unitl the early hours

[Podie]

DustyC said:

Im a big boy and need all of the bed.

ie, you're a fat, pie eating type with a small...

[DustyC]

Podie said:

DustyC said: Im a big boy and need all of the bed. ie, you're a fat, pie eating type with a small...

...mate that lives nearby and wants to be voted for

(thats mostly correct too!)

[Podie]

DustyC said:

Podie said: DustyC said: Im a big boy and need all of the bed. ie, you're a fat, pie eating type with a small... ...mate that lives nearby and wants to be voted for (thats mostly correct too!)

Ah, the boy Mungo...

[DustyC]

You snuck back in then....how did it go?

[david010167]

Its my turn now; I feel like I am going down with something.

[PetrolTed]

Had two drop out this morning with flu...

[DustyC]

Ali is getting worse. Might be another dropping out too
She was really looking forward to it too.

[Mrs Fish]

oh dear this is NOT good

[herbie hammer]

Just heard that one of the couples in our party are not going to be abale to come now due to illness - will see if we can get some replacements but there may be a spare double room if anyone wants it?

HH

[Mrs Fish]

Mel is after a room.

[PetrolTed]

herbie hammer said:

Just heard that one of the couples in our party are not going to be abale to come now due to illness - will see if we can get some replacements but there may be a spare double room if anyone wants it? HH

Mel was after one.

Your table is jinxed. Everyone I put on it pulls out, or comes down with a terrible illness

[mel]

Mel would be most greatful of a room drop me a mail thanks

[ehasler]

PetrolTed said:

Your table is jinxed. Everyone I put on it pulls out, or comes down with a terrible illness

Ah - the infamous Table of Doom...