What happened to the vacuum cleaner?

[Willpower]

What did happen to the vacuum cleaner? Where did it come from? Did it pass the breath test in the morning?

[ali_kat]

I beleive that the Hoover gatecrashed, but happily spent the evening in the company of some Golfers

It swept away in a huff when it couldn't manage to suck up a strawpeedo...

[Kinky]

.... and with BBs hat

[bosscerbera]

Great comedy moment watching Mattt stagger up the stairs with it. Saw him staggering first..... head emerged above stairs with one arm hanging on banister.... then second arm came into view dragging vacuum cleaner....

He had the 1000 yard stare of a caveman dragging a woman back to his cave after a long chase as he marched determinedly through the bar....

I feared for the virtue of the Hoover.

[bob1179]

Was that the vacuum cleaner that at one point was outside by the smoking area?

[Mattt]

[ali_kat]

bob1179 said:

Was that the vacuum cleaner that at one point was outside by the smoking area?

There can be only One!

[Garlick]

Mattt came up to me and announced loudly 'don't worry about the hoover, it's outside having a fag' that was the first I had heard of the hoover, so quite why i'd be worried about it i'll never know

[Big Al.]

Somebody swapped it for a Rarri about two O'clock in the moring, After he handed over his keys, he then with the aid of two other PH'er pulling the lead, took said hoover for a test drive!

I kid you not!

Bloody mad the lot of um.

[bob1179]

ali_kat said:

bob1179 said:

Was that the vacuum cleaner that at one point was outside by the smoking area?

There can be only One!

Things were slightly fuzzy at this point. My colleague and I were discussing whether we should grab it and demand some sort of ransom, though this idea was quickly replaced with me wanting to try and climb up the chains that were hanging down outside.

[R18 TJN]

Big Al. said:

Somebody swapped it for a Rarri about two O'clock in the moring, After he handed over his keys, he then with the aid of two other PH'er pulling the lead, took said hoover for a test drive!

I kid you not!

Bloody mad the lot of um.

I am now currently the proud owner of a Ferrari 430, having shaken hands on the deal and had the keys in my possesion, on waking up in my hazey state on sunday morning my new beloved car had been stolen from the carpark never too be seen again... I did inform the police but as i couldnt remeber the number plate of my Ferrari that i swapped for a hoover they didn't take my pleas for help seriously. Barstewards

[beefcake42]

with a 1.91 breath test it's a good thing you didnt have the keys in the morning

[Willpower]

R18 TJN said:

Big Al. said:

Somebody swapped it for a Rarri about two O'clock in the moring, After he handed over his keys, he then with the aid of two other PH'er pulling the lead, took said hoover for a test drive!

I kid you not!

Bloody mad the lot of um.

I am now currently the proud owner of a Ferrari 430, having shaken hands on the deal and had the keys in my possesion, on waking up in my hazey state on sunday morning my new beloved car had been stolen from the carpark never too be seen again... I did inform the police but as i couldnt remeber the number plate of my Ferrari that i swapped for a hoover they didn't take my pleas for help seriously. Barstewards

Was that the flash bd with the plate WILL 1 or something? I saw him go home in a phantom, not sure what happened to the Ferrari! Although he did say that the hoover drove better than the ferrari!

[LadyBeamer]

Hmmm ... I've uploaded my BTaP pics onto laptop and had a look through only to find the one and only 'Hoover' posing in a pic with me!!! This was obviously much earlier on before he had been swapped for a ferrari as it was in a decent state when I had my pic taken )

Garlick: I would have paid good cash to have seen your face when Matt came up to tell you that the Hoover was outside having a tab hahaha. So priceless that even Mastercard couldn't afford it!!!!

[JamieBeeston]

LadyBeamer said:

Hmmm ... I've uploaded my BTaP pics onto laptop and had a look through only to find the one and only 'Hoover' posing in a pic with me!!! This was obviously much earlier on before he had been swapped for a ferrari as it was in a decent state when I had my pic taken )

Garlick: I would have paid good cash to have seen your face when Matt came up to tell you that the Hoover was outside having a tab hahaha. So priceless that even Mastercard couldn't afford it!!!!

I feel disappointed that I missed out on the hoover ;(

[Big Al.]

JamieBeeston said:

I feel disappointed that I missed out on the hoover ;(

You were too busy bidding in the auction, against yourself IIRC.

[LadyBeamer]

You haven't missed out ... check out my pic on FB hahaha!!!!

[bosscerbera]

JamieBeeston said:

LadyBeamer said:

Hmmm ... I've uploaded my BTaP pics onto laptop and had a look through only to find the one and only 'Hoover' posing in a pic with me!!! This was obviously much earlier on before he had been swapped for a ferrari as it was in a decent state when I had my pic taken )

Garlick: I would have paid good cash to have seen your face when Matt came up to tell you that the Hoover was outside having a tab hahaha. So priceless that even Mastercard couldn't afford it!!!!

I feel disappointed that I missed out on the hoover ;(

....because nothing sucks like an Electrolux?

[Big Al.]

JamieBeeston said:

I feel disappointed that I missed out on the hoover ;(

Why did you think you'd bought it in the Auction?

[Kinky]

Big Al. said:

JamieBeeston said:

I feel disappointed that I missed out on the hoover ;(

Why did you think you'd bought it in the Auction?

Did JB bid £100 for BBs hat too