The official thread for bitchy remarks that the ladies make

[rich1231]

Sorry but its true.

Its all so lovey dovey in the "What are you wearing and I hope your arse looks bigger than mine" thread..

Come on ladies most of you spend your time making remarks about each others looks which to be honest.. and Im allowed to be being a bloke... you dont mean at all.

So can we have translations of what is really meant on here?

Oh yes that dress looks fabulous = Yes wear it, as your arse is so huge everyone will look at me.

It will be great to see you and catch up = You smell and there is a reason I havnt seen you since the last BTAP.

Keep em coming.

[randlemarcus]

"It'll be nice to dress up" = its nice to get out of these denim dungarees and DMs for a change

[smutbag]

You have no idea what you have started mister.

Every lady on here is going to want your guts for garters next weekend.

[rich1231]

I like to think that Im encouraging goirlies to be open with each other.

Mwah Mwah great to see you darling = go away and stop hogging my limelight.

[rich1231]

I’ll come to the loo’s with you = I just want to make sure you look rough as feck under the brighter lights

[Killaheels]

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

Its all so lovey dovey in the "What are you wearing and I hope your arse looks bigger than mine" thread..

Come on ladies most of you spend your time making remarks about each others looks which to be honest.. and Im allowed to be being a bloke... you dont mean at all.

So can we have translations of what is really meant on here?

Oh yes that dress looks fabulous = Yes wear it, as your arse is so huge everyone will look at me.

It will be great to see you and catch up = You smell and there is a reason I havnt seen you since the last BTAP.

Keep em coming.

I was right about you a few weeks ago, you DO pay for sex dont you Cigdick.

[rich1231]

Killaheels said:

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

Its all so lovey dovey in the "What are you wearing and I hope your arse looks bigger than mine" thread..

Come on ladies most of you spend your time making remarks about each others looks which to be honest.. and Im allowed to be being a bloke... you dont mean at all.

So can we have translations of what is really meant on here?

Oh yes that dress looks fabulous = Yes wear it, as your arse is so huge everyone will look at me.

It will be great to see you and catch up = You smell and there is a reason I havnt seen you since the last BTAP.

Keep em coming.

I was right about you a few weeks ago, you DO pay for sex dont you Cigdick.

Only when your sister isnt giving it out.

[ali_kat]

rich1231 said:

I’ll come to the loo’s with you = I just want to make sure you look rough as feck under the brighter lights take photos of your tits

EFA

[ali_kat]

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

no ones arse is going to look bigger than Ali's"

Nuff said

[Mrs Trackside]

ali_kat said:

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

no ones arse is going to look bigger than Ali's"

Nuff said

I think I may get the prize for that one

[ali_kat]

Mrs Trackside said:

ali_kat said:

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

no ones arse is going to look bigger than Ali's"

Nuff said

I think I may get the prize for that one

Only if I get the PH drama queen award to compensate!!!

[Mrs Trackside]

ali_kat said:

Mrs Trackside said:

ali_kat said:

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

no ones arse is going to look bigger than Ali's"

Nuff said

I think I may get the prize for that one

Only if I get the PH drama queen award to compensate!!!

OK Though I think there's some chaps that deserver it more than you

[JonRB]

No, the dress does not make your arse look big. Your arse is big. But I love you anyway.

Ok, let's move on now.

[Mrs Fish]

ali_kat said:

Mrs Trackside said:

ali_kat said:

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

no ones arse is going to look bigger than Ali's"

Nuff said

I think I may get the prize for that one

Only if I get the PH drama queen award to compensate!!!

I beg to differ, my arse is so big the pic of the dress I posted is apparently stretched across the screen

[JonRB]

Mrs Fish said:

I beg to differ, my arse is so big the pic of the dress I posted is apparently stretched across the screen

I bet it's a nice arse though.

[ali_kat]

Mrs Fish said:

ali_kat said:

Mrs Trackside said:

ali_kat said:

rich1231 said:

Sorry but its true.

no ones arse is going to look bigger than Ali's"

Nuff said

I think I may get the prize for that one

Only if I get the PH drama queen award to compensate!!!

I beg to differ, my arse is so big the pic of the dress I posted is apparently stretched across the screen

That's IT

I'm going to settle this once and for all

by


bringing a tape measure

[jessica]

smutbag said:

You have no idea what you have started mister.

Every lady on here is going to want your guts for garters next weekend.

Contemplating buying a ticket now.. Ringside seat anyone...;)

[ali_kat]

jessica said:

smutbag said:

You have no idea what you have started mister.

Every lady on here is going to want your guts for garters next weekend.

Contemplating buying a ticket now.. Ringside seat anyone...;)

Bought them yet J?

[rich1231]

ali_kat said:

jessica said:

smutbag said:

You have no idea what you have started mister.

Every lady on here is going to want your guts for garters next weekend.

Contemplating buying a ticket now.. Ringside seat anyone...;)

Bought them yet J?

I challenge anyone to say I'm wrong. We all know its true. Embrace it.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

amazing dress darling: aka : I can't believe you had the guts to wear that monstrosity