Table Collapse....

[Gorvid]

Is what happened last year whan Kinky did his "little dance"


This year...its the seating arrangements that I have managed to make the biggest pigs-ear of.

Anyone want to be on the idiots table???

We have a couple of spaces left on the Gorvid / Phil Hopkins / Commander J table / Deevlash / Becca / UncleDave / Jagdpanther.....table.

IE: Loads of places because all these people apart from me and CJ are now NOT on it


Anyone want some good company for dinner....??????
Because if you DON'T....our table is a good choice....

[Kinky]

Gorvid said:

Is what happened last year whan Kinky did his "little dance"

Get your facts right Gorvid. For the record, it was not my table dancing that caused it, it was the amount of Guinness I had queued up

K

[Gorvid]

Of course! - that explains alot. It totally explains why you were trying to mount the statue in the middle of the fountain at 3.00am.

Never have I seen such pelvic fury...

[Kinky]

But at least I did not run around the hotel and reception, totally naked, bar a strategically placed bow tie.

At least I had the sense to use one of the yukka plants by the lifts.

K

[Gorvid]

You took the last yukka. I had to use a napkin.

[Kinky]

Yeah - but you tied the napkin around your neck

On a side-note, I don't recall Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen being there.

He was on Virgin Radio this morning and he was talking about having a bow around his 'wotsit'. He could only have witnessed your shameful event, or heard about it afterwards.

Maybe he reads PH?

K

[Gorvid]

Oh oh. I'm outed as a long haired poooof.

I feel liberated.

[Kinky]

I did think you were a bit 'wiggy'.

Especially when it fell off and you placed it 'elsewhere'. Pretty horrific sight and I'm still slightly traumatised.

K

[Robatr0n]

[ali_kat]

Are they not coming?

Or do they just not want to sit with you

What about Dave?

[Kinky]

ali_kat said:

Are they not coming?

Or do they just not want to sit with you

Here's a clue .... it's not the former

K

[ali_kat]

Kinky said:

ali_kat said:

Are they not coming?

Or do they just not want to sit with you

Here's a clue .... it's not the former

K

You see, I disguise that by purposely not sitting with people I have sat with before ........ I say I want to get to know new people better

Oh, poor Gorvid, I've just realised that none of them were on our table last year

[Gorvid]

Well....

This was the initial plan:

1Gorvid
2Mrs Gorvid
3Commander Jameson
4Mrs Commander Jameson
5Phil Hop
6Mrs Phil Hop
7UncleDave
8Becca
9Deevlash
10 Magic Torch

But this happened:

1Gorvid
2Mrs Gorvid
3Commander Jameson
4Mrs Commander Jameson
5Phil Hop ~ asked to confirm on another table whilst we were still forming our list.
6Mrs Phil Hop ~ asked to confirm on another table whilst we were still forming our list.
7UncleDave ~ can't contact him...not coming [?]
8Becca ~ now not coming
9Deevlash ~ muppet didn't realise we had him on our table.
10 Magic Torch ~ now not coming.

[ali_kat]

Gorvid said:

UncleDave ~ can't contact him...not coming [?]

I can contact him - do you want me to tell him?

[Gorvid]

ali_kat said:

Gorvid said:

UncleDave ~ can't contact him...not coming [?]

I can contact him - do you want me to tell him?

His phone is off I mean.

[ali_kat]

It is now

[Kinky]

Ali - I'll keep this quiet, as I don't want Gorvid to hear - but I'm guessing that he's not got the message yet

[ali_kat]

[GolfGT]

can't they get added to our table or is there not enough room ali?

[Kinky]

GolfGT said:

can't they get added to our table or is there not enough room ali?

I thought you were on the SAS tables?

K