Fella (sorry!) - Oh deary me, he actually did it. Pwig - MY EYES MY EYES. You didn't have to show us Mel, we believed you. Mel - all in a day's work fellas, now who's round is it?
Edit for a 2nd attempt: "so when you put a pill in the lager it turns radioactive orange first and blows your head after drinking. Sounds like jolly good fun!"