Sartorial Elegance For Men - Beat This

[planetdave]

rafdug throws his hat in the ring with this creation.
Note the tonsurial extravagence and the 'no holds barred' posh vest.

Follow that ErnestM!


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[ErnestM]

planetdave said:

Follow that ErnestM!

I'd rather not. He might get the wrong idea about me...


ErnestM

[Lois]

Didn't realise it was a Chav theme this year!

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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Wait until you see my speedo's young lady.

[Lois]

raf dug said:

young lady

but I'll be old by the time it gets to btap, and apparantly "drooping" according to Titiany's past experience

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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Now your making me feel old my 21st was five months before you were born.

[titiany]

anonymous said:

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Just HAD to point out that the droopiness was no past experience of mine! I'm 25 you little git-ette!!!!! And they're just fine!





quickly legs it into the bathroom to carry out pencil check...








we're all ok.

[titiany]

raf dug said:

Well somebody's got to ask and it might as well be me. What's the pencil test? i'm presuming you stick a pencil in between your wobbly fun bags and if it drops out there drooping.Am I right? Anyway you two are far to young to worry about it.

Under, apparently. Now having not seen a floppy boob close up, I wouldn't know about the ins-and-outs technicality of it all, but I believe if you get really droopy you can hold pencils (note the plural) just with the aid of a saggy boob.

I believe the same happens with the butt cheeks when you're really old and wrinkly.

[raf dug]

titiany said:

raf dug said: Well somebody's got to ask and it might as well be me. What's the pencil test? i'm presuming you stick a pencil in between your wobbly fun bags and if it drops out there drooping.Am I right? Anyway you two are far to young to worry about it. Under, apparently. Now having not seen a floppy boob close up, I wouldn't know about the ins-and-outs technicality of it all, but I believe if you get really droopy you can hold pencils (note the plural) just with the aid of a saggy boob. I believe the same happens with the butt cheeks when you're really old and wrinkly.

Ahhh I think I'm ok then but just to be sure,

Where would I stick the pencil?

[titiany]

armpit????



I think you'll be ok for a few years yet, raf dug. Still pert.

[raf dug]

titiany said:

armpit???? I think you'll be ok for a few years yet, raf dug. Still pert.

Wow a complinent off a 25 year old young lady with a porsche,you've made my day.

[raf dug]

planetdave said:

rafdug throws his hat in the ring with this creation. Note the tonsurial extravagence and the 'no holds barred' posh vest. Follow that ErnestM!

Dave,I will be easy to recognise I will be the one in the suit

Doh! on second thoughts I will be the one in the suit with the luminous head.

[titiany]

raf dug said:

titiany said: armpit???? I think you'll be ok for a few years yet, raf dug. Still pert. Wow a complinent off a 25 year old young lady with a porsche,you've made my day.

Unfortunately a Porsche-less young lady now

Had to sell it for money to go on 'more important things' when I moved.

Have had to settle for just the one car now - my MR2 mkIII. It does me ok, but I do miss my Boxster S, especially down the Surrey back lanes.


So unfortunately ou'll have to settle for a compliment from a 25 yr old lady with a Toyota.

[raf dug]

titiany said:

So unfortunately ou'll have to settle for a compliment from a 25 yr old lady with a Toyota.

A compliment off a 25 year old young lady would make my day even if she drove a nova.
(apology's to any nova owners on here).

[nonegreen]

anonymous said:

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Yeah but Lois actually has big tits

[raf dug]

nonegreen said:

Yeah but Lois actually has big tits

Yes mate but she also has a very pretty face, which helps distract you from staring at her chest.

[Lois]

aww why thank you Dug

[minimax]

raf dug said:

nonegreen said: Yeah but Lois actually has big tits Yes mate but she also has a very pretty face, which helps distract you from staring at her chest.

really? that works for you does it?