**** Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Attention Please****

[Chim Girl]

If you scroll down you will find an 'interesting' view of Mel's under kilt attire taken at BT&P last year.

He has promised if we can raise £200 for cancer research, he will have a full "crack, sack and back" wax done. If we make it to £300, he'll get his legs done too. I am sure there are many of you who would be delighted to contribute, for whatever reason.

So, please leave your pledges here, I'm sure I'll find time to avail you of your cash a BT&P.







(Pic moved further down, as some may find it makes them or perhaps a little if viewed in the office! )






















































































Yes, I do know that you can see a bit 'extra' if you look to the left of the pic!





Edited to move pic, ensuring I'm not responsible for any breakfast/keyboard incidents.

>> Edited by Chim Girl on Wednesday 24th August 08:28

[Chim Girl]

Just to kick things off, £50 from me and Adam_ski.

[Chim Girl]

Just incase anyone thinks this is a wind-up, here is the original thread, with comments from Mel

C'mon do your worst, waxing 'kin hurts.

[mel]

Chim Girl said:

C'mon do your worst, waxing 'kin hurts.

no one told me that bit !!!!!!!! it can't be that bad if chicks do it but yep it's a deal

[Chim Girl]

mel said:

but yep it's a deal

Sir, you are a lunatic ... I'll bring the camera

[mel]

i'll tell you what if the poor lass in the therapy place at the hotel will do it(she'll need therapy afterwards) and we hit £500 i'll even do it "live" at the hotel.........during the afternoon of course i don't want to disturb drinking time.

>> Edited by mel on Tuesday 23 August 22:12

[BliarOut]

mel said:

i'll tell you what if the poor lass in the therapy place at the hotel will do (she'll need therapy afterwards) and we hit £500 i'll even do it "live" at the hotel.........

I would pay NOT to see that!

[JonRB]

mel said:

during the afternoon of course i don't want to disturb drinking time.

Damn, if I have to witness a chap having the pubes ripped off his scrotum with wax strips then I would bloody well need it to be during drinking time, preferably with a bottle of scotch handy.

[shadytree]

If it can be done with Brown packing tape... then £50 from me

[mel]

Shady is that a bid or not? There is no amount of money that will get me laid out on the bar with you b4stards and brown packing tape!!!!!!!......Pervert

[shadytree]

mel said:

Shady is that a bid or not? There is no amount of money that will get me laid out on the bar with you b4stards and brown packing tape!!!!!!!......Pervert

Duck tape on the bar then ?

[mel]

£10K (oooops better edit this quick THAT IS NOT A PLEDGE FROM MYSELF)

>> Edited by mel on Tuesday 23 August 22:42

[nonegreen]

I am in £50.00 pledged

[racegirl]

i think it's a fantastic idea, those thighs are far too hairy. Me and Raceboy will pledge £25 xx Good luck Mel, your going to need it!!

[Podie]

So £175 so far then...

I'll add £20... just because I don't want to be the man to send Mel into a world of pain...

[jimothy]

Put me down for £50 as well. Never met the guy so if he hands out retribution, I can pretend to be someone else.

BTW - I've had my back waxed and that really hurts, so the sensitive areas are gonna absolutely kill. No asking the ladies to kiss it better though...

[miniman]

I'm in for £20

[rude girl]

Put me down for £25 as well.

Mel, seriously mate I don't think you should do the sack bit. When you have soft skin waxed, you get a lot of ingrowing hairs when they come back and you'll have to dig them out with a needle to stop them turning in to big infected throbbing things Oh, and if you've got fairly strong hair, be prepared for it to bleed a bit when they wax it.

[Mrs Fish]

rude girl said:

Put me down for £25 as well. Mel, seriously mate I don't think you should do the sack bit. When you have soft skin waxed, you get a lot of ingrowing hairs when they come back and you'll have to dig them out with a needle to stop them turning in to big infected throbbing things Oh, and if you've got fairly strong hair, be prepared for it to bleed a bit when they wax it.

LMAO -

[mel]

Right I'll put semi serious head on now. I'm totally genuine about going through with this and not because of some weird sado masacistic (sp?) perversion but if it helps to raise a sensible sized wedge of cash for the evening and helps us beat the £5K ??? or so we raised in total last year then I'll go for it, I've no doubt it will hurt like hell and as well as inducing me to squeel like a stuck pig I'm sure many others will end up crying with laughter as a 6'3" 17 stone lump yelps like a 2 year old with no toys.

But lets be totally honest here I'll have 20-30mins??? (how long does it actually take???) of light hearted humourous suffering (I hope it doesn't really hurt that much) which is nothing compared to the true and horrendous suffering which cancer patients endure every day, my hairy bum and plums will repair themselves and if we can raise some money to help provide science the means to allow cancer sufferers bodies to repair themselves then it'll be worth every second of the pain.