Congrats to the Northern Shopkeeper
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I don't think anybody has succesfully defended a BTAP award in the long and jovial history of the event.
However, it appears that paradigm was broken this last weekend gone.
Whilst I was having the stress points of my back gently kneaded away by the cherubic digits belonging to the lovely Natalie, and while you lads and lasses were um, getting fired up on alcohol, our land owner from the North went and bagged himself another PH gong.
Consistently entertaining, often confusing, our man was probably still working while we enjoyed ourselves.
Well done Simon. Without you, PH would be a duller (and yet easier to understand) place.
Was there a speech?
However, it appears that paradigm was broken this last weekend gone.
Whilst I was having the stress points of my back gently kneaded away by the cherubic digits belonging to the lovely Natalie, and while you lads and lasses were um, getting fired up on alcohol, our land owner from the North went and bagged himself another PH gong.
Consistently entertaining, often confusing, our man was probably still working while we enjoyed ourselves.
Well done Simon. Without you, PH would be a duller (and yet easier to understand) place.
Was there a speech?
SPEECH , SPEECH !GregE240 said:
I don't think anybody has succesfully defended a BTAP award in the long and jovial history of the event.
However, it appears that paradigm was broken this last weekend gone.
Whilst I was having the stress points of my back gently kneaded away by the cherubic digits belonging to the lovely Natalie, and while you lads and lasses were um, getting fired up on alcohol, our land owner from the North went and bagged himself another PH gong.
Consistently entertaining, often confusing, our man was probably still working while we enjoyed ourselves.
Well done Simon. Without you, PH would be a duller (and yet easier to understand) place.
Was there a speech?
Would the speech have been understood? Its a while since I did latin and read any Shakespeare
Thanks chaps & cheers to the appreciators of Uther's seed. I squirm in overtly humble, molluscial insignificence next to the edificial monumentalism of the PH leviathan.
Embarassed not to have made it again, I'm sure this has pissed off one or two people but I genuinely can't get out of here at this time of year. Forgive me.
I urge people to vote for somebody worthwhile and critically, bipedal next year.
Grubulist Minumum.
Embarassed not to have made it again, I'm sure this has pissed off one or two people but I genuinely can't get out of here at this time of year. Forgive me.
I urge people to vote for somebody worthwhile and critically, bipedal next year.
Grubulist Minumum.
derestrictor said:
Thanks chaps & cheers to the appreciators of Uther's seed. I squirm in overtly humble, molluscial insignificence next to the edificial monumentalism of the PH leviathan.
Embarassed not to have made it again, I'm sure this has pissed off one or two people but I genuinely can't get out of here at this time of year. Forgive me.
I urge people to vote for somebody worthwhile and critically, bipedal next year.
Grubulist Minumum.
Congrats Der...
I think we'll just have everyone buy a truckload of kit from you next year prior to the festivities, then perhaps send Sir Greg round with the appropriate intoxicant to wisk you away...
...that way all will be satisfied
ErnestM
ErnestM said:Great idea.
I think we'll just have everyone buy a truckload of kit from you next year prior to the festivities, then perhaps send Sir Greg round with the appropriate intoxicant to wisk you away...
...that way all will be satisfied
ErnestM
Can we do it "B.A. from the A-Team" stylee, one of us points at a nice car, he looks, then the other stabs a hypodermic full of something nasty into the bugger?
We'll have a defibrillator standing by at the hotel so we can re-animate him....
"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"
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