Don't forget your swimming gear

[PetrolTed]

The venue has a nice pool, sauna etc.

[DustyC]

as can be seen here
www.hayley-conf.co.uk/pages/vtour/vtour.html

[Tripps]

What are their rules as regards pool towels?

Provided, use the room ones or provide your own?

Only ask as I've been caught out before and almost had to drop dry!

[DustyC]

Cant you use your beard?

[Lois-PIE]

Now is it a cossie or bikini kind of doo?

[Tripps]

DustyC said:

Cant you use your beard?

Only if it puts on one hell of a growing spurt between now and swimming time...

Could I use your stuble instead

[Tripps]

Lois-PIE said:

Now is it a cossie or bikini kind of doo?

For Dusty a one-peice would be far more flattering to his figure

[katwoman]

Lois-PIE said:

Now is it a cossie or bikini kind of doo?

Silly question to this lot of perves.....

[ncs]

DustyC said:

Cant you use your beard?

Ooooh I hope so

Dusty - you bringing the hair dryer for your back

Nick

[Tripps]

ncs said:

DustyC said: Cant you use your beard? Ooooh I hope so Dusty - you bringing the hair dryer for your back Nick

Only if a Chimaera owner can fit a set in for him

[DustyC]

tripps, are you not busy today?
For once more posts say "tripps" instead of "DustyC" in the update column.

[DustyC]

katwoman said:

Lois-PIE said: Now is it a cossie or bikini kind of doo? Silly question to this lot of perves.....

How did you know they were all crossdressers?

(You'll be relatively safe though, not all of them drive Chims )

[Tripps]

DustyC said:

tripps, are you not busy today? For once more posts say "tripps" instead of "DustyC" in the update column.

Its err, dress down Friday or summat!

Just biding my time before washing the car, I was hoping for sun and 25 degrees, but have finally given up.

:brr: Here I go...

[rev-erend]

Tripps said:

What are their rules as regards pool towels? Only ask as I've been caught out before and almost had to drop dry!

Zee towels are for zee sun loungers .. and vill be zere before brekfast .. yah !

[vixpy1]

Swimming trunks that don't perish.... Tick!

[Tripps]

vixpy1 said:

Swimming trunks that don't perish.... Tick!

One David Hasselhoff(tm) chest wig to impress the ladies..... Tick!

[Balmoral Green]

Whats all this about swimming gear? In my day all you had to worry about was unwanted erections.

[vixpy1]

Balmoral Green said:

Now days all I have to worry about is getting erections.

Have you tried Viagra?

[Tripps]

vixpy1 said:

Balmoral Green said: Now days all I have to worry about is getting erections. Have you tried Viagra?

I don't want you providing anyone with marital assistance when I'm in the jacuzzi

[Balmoral Green]

vixpy1 said:

Have you tried Viagra?

I have to swallow it quick or else I get a stiff neck.