So gents what accessories are you bringing?

[seasider]

So gents what accessories are you bringing?

Thought i'd ask so we dont feel left out.....

>>> Edited by seasider on Wednesday 20th October 09:35

[shadytree]

In most cases I guess:

Chariot
Tux
Bow Tie
Neurofen

In Rich's case:

Hair Dryer
Curling Tongs
Straighteners
Various Scissors
Combes
Gel and waxes
Blue Rinse dye for ....

sorry Rich

[door]

Razor
Credit card
Girlfriend
HIM (Known to friends as the beer monster)
PJ's if that bloody suit isn't ready on time.
8 pints of toxic free blood for the transfusion required on Sunday morning.

[N17 TVR]

Mrs N17 TVR & half bottle of Blantines Gold bourbon


>> Edited by N17 TVR on Wednesday 20th October 10:01

[jeremyc]

N17 TVR said:

Mrs N17 TVR & half bottle of Blantines Gold bourbon

Having read some of your other warning posts, should you not be planning on a case of Chablis as well?

[satman]

seasider said:

So gents what accessories are you bringing? Thought i'd ask so we dont feel left out..... >>> Edited by seasider on Wednesday 20th October 09:35

Judging by the bloody size of this tomatoe sitting on my kitchen worktop...you'll be taking along your latest assortment of Alan Titchmarsh and Percy Thrower gardening tips magazines, then eh?....


I had wondered what you were doing when Mrs S said you spent a lot of time in the garden playing with your red things!

>> Edited by satman on Wednesday 20th October 10:34

[N17 TVR]

jeremyc said:

Having read some of your other warning posts, should you not be planning on a case of Chablis as well?

Jeremy, not advisable, each of the ladies will have drunk the contents of their perfume bottles on the way up and will need a brief lie down on arrival......probably on the lawn or in reception.

p.s. Paddy, what colour was the tomato ? T gave us some yellow ones in the summer and they were gorgeous !!!

[vixpy1]

Dinner jacket
Bow tie (ready tied)
Cumber Whotsit
Sexy underwear.. not for me, obviously!
Wallet
Car
Rolling tobacco
Filters
Papers
Fwilly shirt

[satman]

N17 TVR said:

Paddy, what colour was the tomato ? T gave us some yellow ones in the summer and they were gorgeous !!!

Red mate...a bloody great red one!...I thought it was a pumpkin!

The yellow ones are supposed to be better for people who suffer with mouth ulsers.....not that Im greenfingered myself...

[rich1231]

shadytree said:

In most cases I guess: Chariot Tux Bow Tie Neurofen In Rich's case: Hair Dryer Curling Tongs Straighteners Various Scissors Combes Gel and waxes Blue Rinse dye for .... sorry Rich

f off, you are certainly not getting use of the hair drier now

[rich1231]

I will be bringing

myself... off
car
dinner suit
bt
cumberland sausage waist thingy
underwear
toiletries
drink
gentlemans accessories

cant fing spell today


>> Edited by rich1231 on Wednesday 20th October 11:55

[vixpy1]

rich1231 said:

gentlemans accessories

What, a packet of three?

[Tripps]

vixpy1 said:

rich1231 said: gentlemans accessories What, a packet of three?

Something for the weekend sir

[minimax]

vixpy1 said:

Rolling tobacco Filters Papers

student? or just prefer them?

[ricardinho]

Tripps said:

vixpy1 said: rich1231 said: gentlemans accessories What, a packet of three? Something for the weekend sir

ribbed for her pleasure, eeeeuuuuwwww!

Watch
Phone
Camera
Clothes (changes of)
All that DJ / Cumberbund / shirts / shoes / cufflinks stuff
PH fleece hat for the open top journey!

Richard

[burriana500]

seasider said:

So gents what accessories are you bringing?

Yeller Fezza and a fit, tall slim blonde chick who goes by the name of Vicki... sorted.

[plotloss]

Me, the Mrs and my drinking shoes.

[minimax]

plotloss said:

Me, the Mrs and my drinking shoes.

are those the ones with the inbuilt beer compass? I have a pair like that...no matter where I am or what state of inebriation I am in they always get me home..

[N17 TVR]

burriana500 said:

a fit, tall slim blonde chick who goes

....like a rocket ?

[shadytree]

burriana500 said:

a fit, tall slim blonde chick who goes

....all night ?