Dinner Jacket Hell

[door]

HELP

I'm going to BT&P in my PJ's if I can't get hold of a Dinner Jacket. I have checked a few web sites and I can't find a company that will fit me out. I am happy to buy or hire but it's got to fit.

I have a 54" chest and a 37" waist and 6ft 3" tall.

Can anybody give me any advice. Oh yeah I'm overseas almost constantly untill BT&P too.

Thanks

Dave

[wedge girl]

Try here, www.mossbros.com/hire/default.asp

[door]

like every body else only go up to 48"

[hobo]

Tailor

[dazren]

Normal black suit?

DAZ

[door]

yep I think it's going to come down to that. Although getting a good DJ made in Germany could be a chalange.

[Mrs Fish]

Why the name change?

[wedge girl]

Give these a try I am sure they do a delivery service as well www.bigmen.co.uk/

[door]

Mrs Fish said:

Why the name change?

PIE (Previously known as Lois) gave it to me after meeting me for the first time on friday night. See if you agree with her at BT&P

Although you could read the numbers at the start of the thread

[door]

wedge girl said:

Give these a try I am sure they do a delivery service as well www.bigmen.co.uk/

Thanks you've saved the day. I owe you a large drink.

I'll be the hansome one in the smart suit.

[Mrs Fish]

door said:

Mrs Fish said: Why the name change? PIE (Previously known as Lois) gave it to me after meeting me for the first time on friday night. See if you agree with her at BT&P Although you could read the numbers at the start of the thread

Ah, I see

[dazren]

Right that is one name change sorted. Moving onto the next one, why is Lois now called "Lois-PIE"?

DAZ

[shadytwig]

Why is everyone changing their names ?

[door]

PIE is a very petite young lady, however she has a rarther buxom chest. This results in the little Lois not sitting up straight. So I told her,

"Lois Posture Is Everything sit up straight and be proud of your chest."

Hence she got the nickname P.I.E as we are going to BT&PIE.

Look it was funny at 4.00am as drunk as a scunk OK!

[dazren]

shadytwig said:

Why is everyone changing their names ?

Don't you boody start as well. The CIA, MI5 etc will have to change their files.......

DAZ

[door]

keep em busy that's what I say

[shadytree]

dazren said:

shadytwig said: Why is everyone changing their names ? Don't you boody start as well. The CIA, MI5 etc will have to change their files....... DAZ

Like my revolving number plate eh

[door]

Yeah. how many passports do you have?

[nickster]

door said:

yep I think it's going to come down to that. Although getting a good DJ made in Germany could be a chalange.

Hong Kong Tailors next to alter oper in frankfurt.As you stand in front of it its on the right street that goes up to the hilton.They fax everything to their little tailors back home after measuring you up,arrives in 2 weeks.200 quid tops.Shirts 30.

[door]

Thanks I might just nip down on Saturday morning. Although I am at a wine tasting on friday night Ouch