Oh hail to thee, oh post service Pilchard Tin, hail...

Oh hail to thee, oh post service Pilchard Tin, hail...

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granville

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18,764 posts

268 months

Sunday 13th August 2006
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I'm buggered if I know what Caterham Midlands have done to the little swine but dear Frederico Botswami, it is just the definitive adrenalin fix on (mostly!) 4 wheels...

Against all the advice, I got a set of the 50 Cent 15" wheels, shod with new roobarb, the 13s joining the burgeoning collection of automobillia cluttering it's quarters. Asked 'em to send it back with just the aeroscreen so the last hour's been a 'bedding in' sortie...

I've said this before but when you're on the sinewy sections and the bikers are waving you by, the impulse to push still further takes hold: biker recog is one of the higher forms of the hooner's pleasntries and before you could say limited sli...I was stringing together little sequences with unbridled, firing, richocheting ecstacy.

The cat bypass engendered the downshifts with a rat-a-tat blare, all terribly Cerby of old but most amazing was the smoothness in any gear over a much wider rev band: almost banished is the bucking 'hopper.

With the helmet angled down to avoid lift above 95 (achieved 114 on the 'bahn but thought decapitation soon to follow), the pscychological focus permeates all your actions, as does the even greater degree of exposure.

Best of all (and this was High Numpty Time, Sunday, remember) was the palpable sense of goodwill the flashing blackie seemed to generate: Not sure how much of that was the sight of a helmet astern (my God, that infers numptitia actually using their rear mirrors!) but several cars either pulled over completely or indicated left to allow passage forth: fellow hooners, including a small trio of Type R, M3 & Clio Sport gave way and ALL either gave the or gestured some other, warm approval.

It seems that in a 'rham, you can genuinely have your cake, eat it and escape the salivating jaws of the Red Army.

If you haven't already, I implore you to start the process of acquisition.


DeR, The Smitten.

LRdriver II

1,936 posts

256 months

Sunday 13th August 2006
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Yes... agree...

Picking up my new Caterham tomorrow, an R300 with aeroscreen as well. Traded up from a a standard roadsport to the R300(lsd,6speed,big brakes,carbon wings/nose/dash, Stack dial). Sold my Exige as well as the caterham is soooo much more raw, scalpel-like in its driving sensations that it made the Lotus seem flabby.

Packing the pixie-race boots, oakleys and full face helmet for the drive home from RatRace...cant wait to get her home and introduce her to the pleasures of Essex tarmac ribbons.

rubystone

11,254 posts

266 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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LRdriver II said:
Yes... agree...

Picking up my new Caterham tomorrow, an R300 with aeroscreen as well. Traded up from a a standard roadsport to the R300(lsd,6speed,big brakes,carbon wings/nose/dash, Stack dial). Sold my Exige as well as the caterham is soooo much more raw, scalpel-like in its driving sensations that it made the Lotus seem flabby.

Packing the pixie-race boots, oakleys and full face helmet for the drive home from RatRace...cant wait to get her home and introduce her to the pleasures of Essex tarmac ribbons.


Carsten, did you keep that aeroscreen you picked up from Clive at Aryliam on ebay?

LRdriver II

1,936 posts

256 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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Yep.. still got it. The only problem was that it was stuck on with silkaflex and requires a little violence to get it removed from the scuttle its attached to. Needless to say, I havent used it and only pinched the mirrors from it. the scuttle has too many holes in it to purely respray sadly, as its a carbon jobbie..

You need it?

Edited by LRdriver II on Monday 14th August 19:10

rubystone

11,254 posts

266 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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LRdriver II said:
Yep.. still got it. The only problem was that it was stuck on with silkaflex and requires a little violence to get it removed from the scuttle its attached to. Needless to say, I havent used it and only pinched the mirrors from it. the scuttle has too many holes in it to purely respray sadly, as its a carbon jobbie..

You need it?

Edited by LRdriver II on Monday 14th August 19:10


Ironically, I only wanted the aeroscreen - had I known the whole lot was on offer for £200 I'd have bought it and sold the mirrors on! - perhaps we could do a deal on it if it's useable?...pm me thru here and I'll swap you email addresses - I don't have yours to hand. Cheers

jaker

3,934 posts

276 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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My only experience of a Caterham with an aeroscreen was tempered by my helmet wanting to fly off (with my head attached) above about 90... do those helmet spoiler things help?

LRdriver II

1,936 posts

256 months

Monday 14th August 2006
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depends on which aeroscreen you have, the angle of it and the height that dictates how well it deflects air. Also how highyou sit in the car might mean you have your noggin in the faster air.

Murph7355

38,917 posts

263 months

Tuesday 15th August 2006
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jaker said:
My only experience of a Caterham with an aeroscreen was tempered by my helmet wanting to fly off (with my head attached) above about 90... do those helmet spoiler things help?

I'd say yes.

I had a standard helmet and replaced it with one with chavster chin and head spoiler and the difference was marked. Car had a screen, though I'd expect more marked differences without a screen...

L100NYY

35,497 posts

250 months

Tuesday 15th August 2006
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Rubystone yhm.

rubystone

11,254 posts

266 months

Tuesday 15th August 2006
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Thanks Looney - yhm back

pesmo

150 posts

246 months

Thursday 17th August 2006
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Well written DeR beer

gra001

840 posts

234 months

Friday 18th August 2006
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Just thought I`d ask........................is Derestrictor from another planet???