48 hours until Albion's purest injection...

48 hours until Albion's purest injection...

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granville

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18,764 posts

268 months

Monday 20th September 2004
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Verily this Wednesday, the blackest tin of pilchardiliant fizz-bangery will deposit it's rampant disposition unto the enclave of derestrictive commitment with a rip snorting promise of ritual tarmac shredding.

I am beside myself under sufferance of involuntary phenomena, predominantly secretional.



Oh yes, I nearly forgot:

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!



jeremyc

24,550 posts

291 months

Monday 20th September 2004
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jeremyc

24,550 posts

291 months

Monday 20th September 2004
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Need any transportation assistance? Let me know - my chariot awaits your instruction.

mechsympathy

54,248 posts

262 months

Monday 20th September 2004
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Are you quite excited then?

granville

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

268 months

Monday 20th September 2004
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Jezza, being delivered; Bill - positively dribbling! In fact, not since the old Cerby was born have I been so unstable.

And Jesmondo, it's your fault entirely.

Btw, any sign of the nouveau GT thingy, whatever it may be?

jeremyc

24,550 posts

291 months

Monday 20th September 2004
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Derestrictor said:
And Jesmondo, it's your fault entirely.
Glad to be of assistance. Now, get yourself booked into Brands Hatch on the 29th to find our what it can really do.

Derestrictor said:
Btw, any sign of the nouveau GT thingy, whatever it may be?
Got to dispose of the old GT thingy first.

murph7355

38,909 posts

263 months

Tuesday 21st September 2004
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Good luck DeR.

And remember, a Caterham isn't just for summer.

Top hoonery awaits - driving a 7 in winter is great. Lovely fresh air, rosy cheeks and a hearty disposition after a bit of tail out fun.

Pictures when it arrives please.

granville

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

268 months

Tuesday 21st September 2004
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Thanks, Murph, Mungo-san.

Yes, it does look as if the boy Jehovah has decided winter & all it's foulest works should make an even earlier entry this year than normal.

I can even see the purchase of a Metcalfe-spec 'benny cap' (I believe this is the correct description) for bonce-related thermal reasons being on the agenda, even if it may read 'Tommy' or some such thing down the side.

Hell's teeth, it'll be surf boards next, dear oh dear.

murph7355

38,909 posts

263 months

Tuesday 21st September 2004
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If you only have an aeroscreen a helmet would be wise Get one with wings and a decent visor for the full "raving loon" look (I found that the chin spoiler actually works well).

As for the benny cap, surely a No Fear item would be more in keeping with the wheels...

Do they come run in, or will you have to suffer that torture? (the car, not the benny hats).

jeremyc

24,550 posts

291 months

Tuesday 21st September 2004
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Derestrictor said:
I can even see the purchase of a Metcalfe-spec 'benny cap' (I believe this is the correct description) for bonce-related thermal reasons being on the agenda, even if it may read 'Tommy' or some such thing down the side.
Just what you need....


Works for me.

granville

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18,764 posts

268 months

Tuesday 21st September 2004
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Oh-my-God: I've just ordered one.

Does Ted do signet rings and other golden wear too?

Guns don't kill people, benny caps do.

MOD500

2,686 posts

257 months

Tuesday 21st September 2004
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Cannot wait to see the new motor, will you be looking like this tomorrow.....after your hat wearing idol?

mechsympathy

54,248 posts

262 months

Tuesday 21st September 2004
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Are you bouncing round like a demented squash ball yet???

granville

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2004
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Just had the factory on the blower: it's on the back of a ve-hicule this minute, should be here about 2 PM so I should have lost my licence by tea time.

My wife's already christened the thing 'Chitty' - I doubt too many of the local heathens will comprende either.

Marki

15,763 posts

277 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2004
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Derestrictor said:
Just had the factory on the blower: it's on the back of a ve-hicule this minute, should be here about 2 PM so I should have lost my licence by tea time.



granville

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2004
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Well, it's in the garage looking, er, black.

Fanbleedin' tastic!

clubsport

7,298 posts

265 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2004
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Glad to hear you got it at last and that it is living up to your expectations....only one question....why are you posting .....surely you should be out trying to tame the beast, on the moors?

granville

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2004
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clubsport said:
Glad to hear you got it at last and that it is living up to your expectations....only one question....why are you posting .....surely you should be out trying to tame the beast, on the moors?


Paul - I haven't even driven it yet! Frankly, it's like Noah's 2nd Coming oop hyur at ze mo, ergo my blouse is strictly of copious, feminine proportions.

Might nip up for the curry in it on the morrow's neet, E.Fresco stylee, assuming Ted's head warmer turns up.

Failing that, I shall be guaranteeing divorce proceedings this Friday and/or Sunday (car's currently catalysed so shouldn't upset too many of the [human]yokels).

Does look mega in black though.


dazren

22,612 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2004
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Derestrictor said:
My wife's already christened the thing 'Chitty' - I doubt too many of the local heathens will comprende either.


Don't tell me you've ordered red and yellow wings on the thing.

DAZ

>> Edited by dazren on Wednesday 22 September 19:25

clubsport

7,298 posts

265 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2004
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DeR ..sorry I forgot how close you are to the artic circle, especially as the car came from the southern softie end of the country, where there was but a hint of drizzle this afternoon.

I bet it looks great and really menacing in black..did you keep the wings and nose in bare carbon after all?