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[the-esses]

Winner to recieve a signed cook book from the chef(?) at the Fairmile!

[Vet Guru]

the-esses said:

Winner to recieve a signed cook book from the chef(?) at the Fairmile!

"Chas tells Martin Lynch what one of the three wise Monkeys he is going to be!"
Or
"Chas has just told Martin that the chewy blue thing in his Steak from the Fairmile last night was the Chef's missing plaster"

[Vet Guru]

Martin has just found out he is at the "We Love stratstone AGM Meeting"

[Vet Guru]

" Chas tells Martin the first ten Corvette drivers in Brooklands saved 50p on the entry fee"

Edited by Vet Guru on Tuesday 3rd August 22:58

[Vet Guru]

Strange Corvette owner with Heavy facial hair is once again spotted posing for photos!

[Vet Guru]

Martin has just found out he is really at a poorly attended Viper owners meeting!

(Notice the sole black Vipe in the photo)

Edited by Vet Guru on Wednesday 4th August 09:22

[v8yea]

WADDAYAMEAN "THATS IT" ?????

IT WAS BECOMING OBVIOUS THE NURBURGRING WAS OVER SUBCRIBED THAT MORNING.

"DUE TO GOVERNMENT CUTBACKS, THE REMAINDER OF THE BANKING HAS BEEN CANCELLED"

Edited by v8yea on Wednesday 4th August 09:26

[Vet Guru]

Chas breaks the news to Martin that the hairgel he used was really superglue!!

[deeen]

What do you mean, we can't do a lap of the track?

[vetteheadracer]

Chas tries to explain to Martin the "head, shoulder, knees and toes" game....

[G4HKS]

Chas has just told ME that Thames Valley have decided to move their meet to the Fairmile too, after at least THREE people agreed that the food was so good there.

[Vet Guru]

Chas tells Martin he found a TVR owner that never had any trouble with their car!

[Vet Guru]

Martin finds out Stratstone did not use Mobil 1 on his Z06 when his car was last serviced!!!

[Vet Guru]

Martin finds out that Chas really is the love child of Leslie Philips!!!

Edited by Vet Guru on Wednesday 4th August 10:02

[Vet Guru]

Now the hose pipe ban is in full force Chas tells Martin what the polish car cleaners have been using in lieu of tap water to wash his Vette!

[TEKWIZ]

Chas Tells Martin,

"That he has won 1st Prize in the TV & Surrey Shiniest Car of the Year Award"!!!

And he Wins:

Wait for it!!!

Wait for it!!!

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DINNER FOR TWO AT THE FAIRMILE

[G4HKS]

Mate, if I had just been told that I would be OUT COLD not standing up!

[Vet Guru]

Martin telling Chas his headache is not getting any better the Anadin are not working!
Chas tells Martin they were Viagra not Anadin!

Should have gone to specsavers!

[Le Pop]

You see - banks are'nt all bad...

[Le Pop]

Extremely rare photograph of yellow Corvettes at the back of a group of cars