STOP PRESS! Important announcement @ The Fairmile TONIGHT!

[G4HKS]

STOP PRESS!! Important announcement to be made this evening at the Fairmile meet. Don't miss it...

Come and meet the BIGGEST BRIGHTEST SEXIEST CORVETTE OWNERS IN THE LAND at the Fairmile Pub this Tuesday, 22nd September, kick off around 7:15pm onwards.

We are leaderless due to our dynamic duo Regional Reps' Dave and Rob taking a back seat (who can blame them, they have done a sterling job for years) so the RECRUITMENT DRIVE is now on. IT COULD BE YOU!!!!!

Located just off the A3, one junction up (towards London) from the M25, Junction 10. The Fairmile is a HUGE pub with cheap food, masses of parking exclusively for Vettes and all welcome.

The Fairmile,
Portsmouth Road,
Cobham,
Surrey, KT11 1BW

Click here for map: http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=511510&amp...

Finally, Mary May's John (black & silver C3) has just had his BIG FIVE-O BIRTHDAY so PLEASE don't forget to wish him a happy one and any Saga membership forms would be most welcome.

[JimexPL]

Are you such an unruly group of adolescents that you need leadership? Or is it part of the CCCUK divisional requirments?
Soon you'll be handing over 10% of your earnings and matching clothing will be distributed to the members...

[Vet Guru]

Don't give him ideas!!!!!

[vaughan watkins]

Just like to thank both Martin & Gary for putting themselves forward as the new reps for Surrey region, i would like to wish them all the best in their new role, and again thank both Rob & Dave for the past five or so years that they have dedicated to the Surrey Region.

[G4HKS]

JimexPL said:

Soon you'll be handing over 10% of your earnings and matching clothing will be distributed to the members...

10% ?? Blimey, the buggers told me it was 20%. Never was any good at negotiation ...

[C5RagTop]

JimexPL said:

...... is it part of the CCCUK divisional requirments?

Absolutely. If we are talking Martin Lynch (god forbid) and Gary White, could they make themselves known to a Committee Member in order to be shown the secret handshake.

Well done guys, but as Club Treasurer I should point out that the promise of a salary was, in fact, a little fib.............

[vetteheadracer]

JimexPL said:

Are you such an unruly group of adolescents that you need leadership?

More like a 50-65's (read 18-30's on sanatogen) tour group looking for a couple of tour guides who can operate a sat nav and know roughly where they are supposed to be and at what time

Good luck to Martin and Gary if indeed they are the new Surrey reps!

[G4HKS]

C5RagTop said:

Absolutely. If we are talking Martin Lynch (god forbid)

Cheeky old goat!

vetteheadracer said:

More like a 50-65's (read 18-30's on sanatogen) tour group looking for a couple of tour guides who can operate a sat nav and know roughly where they are supposed to be and at what time

I wouldn't have put it so strongly.

And someone thought that two people whos initials equalled GM a good idea.

GROAN.

[vetteheadracer]

G4HKS said:

And someone thought that two people whos initials equalled GM a good idea.

GROAN.

I you sure you shouldn't be the MG owners club reps?

[anonymous-user]

vetteheadracer said:

I you sure you shouldn't be the MG owners club reps?

Cap?
Driving gloves?
Pipe?
Slippers?

surely not.....