relief for bruised heels

[Le Man]

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[mitch_]

Git!

[G4HKS]

Oh my Gord.

[555ST]

Le Man said:

Does anyone know of any soothing balms or potions to ease away the pain of sore feet sustained when falling downstairs carrying a chihuahua?

What's that David? Is Paris Hilton sueing you for unsafe stairs in your dealership?

[Le Man]

It's not me, it's (ahem) a friend.

[G4HKS]

Talking of pets David & Mitch, my little niece Laura buried her gold fish Sammy last week.

She is cleary upset as you can tell by her words at the end of the video.

The bloke with the cuppa leaning on the fence is my brothers next door neighbour.

Click here to see the video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NtTplcV8qBM

[Le Man]

Medical Update:

In response to the high level of inquiries after the health of the chihuahua, the following bulletin has been issued.

Manchester 18:00 BST

Bella the chihuahua enjoyed a restful nights sleep after suffering stress, induced by loud yelps of pain, when the man carrying her downstairs for her morning ablutions slipped down four steps and suffered severe bruising to his heels.
Bella thanks her many friends for their expressions of concern.
The un-named man is said to have been very brave and the sole witness reports that he did not cry.
Latest reports suggest that a fund has been started to purchase and install a Stannah stair lift although it is still unclear whether this is for Bella or the un-named man.

[Ask_Elvis]

Dumb an' dumber. Anyone knows ya jus hold a chihuahua outa the bedrom window an' squeeze the little sucker.

Edited by Ask_Elvis on Sunday 19th October 18:46