Park Lane - An obituary.

[Le Man]

Ex Park Lane socialite, James Tillyard, famously re-incarnated as Jimex PL when he slunk off to Burnham Tata to sell Jaguars, retires from the motor trade tomorrow. Despite offers to take up a career in the media, notably from Attitude Magazine and The Big Issue, James has turned down a life on the capital's pavements in favour of a fresh challenge in the IT industry.
James holds the Stratstone record for being the only person to return a phone call in 2008 which he modestly puts down to being able to afford to pay his own phone bill.
Should the IT industry not prove to be to his liking, James can take comfort from his Pendragon Share Save portfolio which city analysts now value between seventeen and eighteen pounds.

[JimexPL]

I really feel that I should stay as there is a prize going this month of 1,000 shares, which I could cash in and take 'benefit' of after two further years of continuous emplyment with the company!

Anyone want the job of general sales manager at Jaguar Burnham?

[Le Man]

1000 divide by.12 carry four and multiply by three if there's an R in the month... Crikey James, that means if you factor in the group's debts, you'll owe them money.

[G4HKS]

No where near as much as they owe the banks....

We seeing you and your guv'nor this afternoon btw?

[Le Man]

Mitch is already en route.
I'm prioritising... It's my son's 13th birthday today.

Have fun, you can give your deposit to Mitch!!!

[Vet Guru]

£1,000 pound Stratstone shares!!! Wow just think what I could do with that when I cash them in?
Maybe buy a Big Mac!

James Jump off the sinking ship save yourself!

Stratstone in the dictonary has a picture of the Titanic next it.

Edited by Vet Guru on Friday 18th July 15:11

[Le Man]

They are sister ships

[G4HKS]

"dic to nary" your spelling gets better by the day. Or maybe you meant to spell it that way...

Edited by G4HKS on Friday 18th July 13:51