Friday 12th April 2002

Humberside Imps

Humberside Police have taken delivery of ten dual fuel Proton Impian to add to their fleet of 270 dual fuel vehicles. These cars join an existing fleet of 120 Proton Wira saloons already used by the force for a variety of duties, including covert policing and patrol work. Annual budget savings of £200,000 are being achieved by this police force through conversion to LPG.

Some bloke in a syrup

PetrolTed says: "Bugger this, give 'em all V8 powered Rovers..."

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[JMorgan]

They need to save money to buy more camera's.

[nigelbasson]

Well said - I can't see that £200,000 being spent on getting more bobbies on the beat!

[plotloss]

That £200,000 will probably go to the tube drivers (see advanced scalextric players) who feel they are not overpaid enough as it is.

Matt.

[james]

Never mind V8 powered Rovers, or dual fuel cars. Give the buggers all milk floats.



James