Getting out of speeding camera offences

[RALPH4Y]

Good info (loopholes) to evade speeding camera offences on **** ****** .I know its a premium rate No ,but for about 4 quid ,it,s excellent advice

[PetrolTed]

So Ralph, you cheeky bugger. What was the advice they gave you?

[CarZee]

it said "have a look on pistonheads.com and be sure to piss everyone there off by blagging a free advert".

[Fatboy]

Summary of Advice:

Turn up in court wearing a suit of armour with a badger strapped to your head and answer every question with: ' That would be an eccumenail matter' And you'll get off.



Edited cos I haven't managed to clean all the tea off the keboard yet

>> Edited by Fatboy on Friday 8th March 13:10

[big rumbly]

do you mean ecumenical?

[GregE240]

"But darling, it was a premium rate number offering advice on how to get out of speeding offences"

Hmmm....this wouldn't wash in my household, I assure you.
It took ages to persuade Emma that the 09 numbers on the last bill were actually her trying to get on the Millionaire programme. Really, they were.

[plotloss]

quote:
Summary of Advice:

Turn up in court wearing a suit of armour with a badger strapped to your head and answer every question with: ' That would be an eccumenail matter' And you'll get off.

Ahhh, Father Ted, you will be sorely missed.

Matt.

[RALPH4Y]

Cant blame a guy for trying can you

[Don]

quote:

Ahhh, Father Ted, you will be sorely missed.

Matt.

Oh yes. Drink. Fe*k. A**e. Girls.
I'd almost forgotton.

"Ahhh. A Full Stage 12. I never thought I'd see one.."

[Fatboy]

quote:do you mean ecumenical?

Ah yes, I did . Unfortuately tryin to quote Father Jack from memory is rather difficult