Totally Mad

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JSG

Original Poster:

2,238 posts

290 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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This is priceless - some poor bloke can't get his car out his garage thanks to some twot and the police can't help him, hmmm park on someones drive to save paying for a car park and then just collect your car later - could start a trend......

[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2565109.stm[/url]

smifffy

1,997 posts

273 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Get friend with Land Rover.

Attach steel cable between Land Rover and twot-mobile.

Pull twot mobile into middle of the road.

Phone council.

The end.

It's a twot Adventure.

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Well that certainly puts my neighbours parking on my drive issue into perspective.

If the poor bugger had simply broken into it and driven it around the corner he'd be better off. As it is, by being honest, he's drawn attention to the fact that the car is on his property and anything he does will lead to a prosecution.

Perhaps he should have some hard core delivered in a nice pile behind it blocking it in.

How long does it have to be on his property before its his I wonder?

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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smifffy said: Get friend with Land Rover.

Attach steel cable between Land Rover and twot-mobile.

Pull twot mobile into middle of the road.

Phone council.

The end.

It's a twot Adventure.


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Marcos Maniac

3,148 posts

268 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Seven days before the council will do anything.



Hmmm! The vandals round that area........



>> Edited by Marcos Maniac on Wednesday 11th December 13:43

Podie

46,645 posts

282 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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If I was the owner of the house, I'd nip down to Halfords, buy a wheel clamp and attach it to the vehicle... so when the cheeky swine who left it there returns... they can't move it!

Oh, and as it's private property, you could legitimately charge a release fee...!

deltaf

1,384 posts

264 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Me? Id give them 24 hours to remove it, by putting a big sign up outside saying so.
If they didnt, itd get hotwired and stolen. Simple as that.

Marcos Maniac

3,148 posts

268 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Podie said: If I was the owner of the house, I'd nip down to Halfords, buy a wheel clamp and attach it to the vehicle... so when the cheeky swine who left it there returns... they can't move it!

Oh, and as it's private property, you could legitimately charge a release fee...!


there has to be a sign there stating that offending vehicles will be wheel clamped prior to the vehicle being parked, the release fee has to be on the sign, and a contact telephone number etc.

But then again its the landowners word against the prat that parked there word as to whether the sign was/wasn't there whe he parked.

apache

39,731 posts

291 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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put some axle stands under the front, let the air out of his tyres, remove front wheels. No criminal damage done and he can't bugger off without bringing it to your attention

Podie

46,645 posts

282 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Marcos Maniac said:

Podie said: If I was the owner of the house, I'd nip down to Halfords, buy a wheel clamp and attach it to the vehicle... so when the cheeky swine who left it there returns... they can't move it!

Oh, and as it's private property, you could legitimately charge a release fee...!


there has to be a sign there stating that offending vehicles will be wheel clamped prior to the vehicle being parked, the release fee has to be on the sign, and a contact telephone number etc.

But then again its the landowners word against the prat that parked there word as to whether the sign was/wasn't there whe he parked.




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granville

18,764 posts

268 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Don said:

smifffy said: Get friend with Land Rover.

Attach steel cable between Land Rover and twot-mobile.

Pull twot mobile into middle of the road.

Phone council.

The end.

It's a twot Adventure.


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Seconded!

Very - but isn't this unbelievable?

mondeoman

11,430 posts

273 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Thread in general gassing about this .. if its still there after 30 days its his .....

Now I'd be tempted to jack it up, plonk some skateboards under the wheels and roll it into me garage for that time..... Then sell it and keep the cash. ££££££££ nice little earner to pay for Xmas.

pies

13,116 posts

263 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Find the local car thief get him to open it and get it started wont cost much then take it for a drive to find out what speed the local Gatso are set at.Repark car undamaged i bet he dont park there again

icamm

2,153 posts

267 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Look at thread www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=23949&f=23&h=0 for more ideas on what he can do about it.

I suspect that there is very little the cars owner could do if he clamped it. If he calls the Police can he then be prosecuted for trespass? There is also the issue of inconvience to the home owner who cannot use his own car, because it is blocked in, and is having to get taxis. As long as the car isn't damaged I doubt there is much the guy could do. The clamp would be to make sure he pays for the taxis and inconvenience he has caused - not a parking fee as such.

bobthebench

398 posts

270 months

Wednesday 11th December 2002
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Police look to be sitting on the fence, i.e. he risks prosecution. A landowner is entitled to use reasonable force, and to act out of necessity. On this basis force entry, release the brake, and move it. Then charge storage fees and tidying up, i.e. to sweep up the broken glass. Only problem is where he moves the car to. If he leaves it carelessly parked in a public place, he risks getting the parking ticket !

outlaw

1,893 posts

273 months

Thursday 12th December 2002
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bobthebench said: Police look to be sitting on the fence, i.e. he risks prosecution. A landowner is entitled to use reasonable force, and to act out of necessity. On this basis force entry, release the brake, and move it. Then charge storage fees and tidying up, i.e. to sweep up the broken glass. Only problem is where he moves the car to. If he leaves it carelessly parked in a public place, he risks getting the parking ticket !


ever that and put in the garage and chare em a a good amount to get it back

or smash the window take the hand break off and let it roll in to a lamp post


when no ones looking
to get done they got to prove it was him

prity hard if he was sitting in the local at the time with a pint



Miraz

210 posts

273 months

Thursday 12th December 2002
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I heard a story on the radio this morning that he was considering building a large locked gate across his driveway - whether or not the car was collected.

tallchris99

216 posts

272 months

Thursday 12th December 2002
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Well a piss taker parked his car in my friends garden for several months, it was a big garden in a multiple flats building.

What happened in the end was that the hand brake cable was cut, and the car was rolled back into the road. A call to the police re the dangerous obstruction was made shortly afterwards.

The police turned up, took a look, pushed the car to the side of the road and arranged removal to elsewhere.

outlaw

1,893 posts

273 months

Saturday 14th December 2002
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tell the truth For me it would not be a problem

got a mate that runns a plant highter biz

hes got qa few mobile crains it would be intresting to see the owner come back and find iyt parked at the top of a tree