RE: Stockport Speed Nonsense

RE: Stockport Speed Nonsense

Thursday 7th November 2002

Stockport Speed Nonsense

No, no, no, no and NO!


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bosshog

Original Poster:

1,644 posts

283 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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Oh my God, listen to this.
I stupid are these people?

smifffy

1,997 posts

273 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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Absolutely unbelievable.

Drive past the school at 8.55 am with kids everywhere. But don't worry, you're a good driver 'cos you've the speedo balanced at 30 mph.

A ball runs in front of your car. The little kiddie runs out to get the ball and gets smashed like a melon on the front of your car. But don't worry! It's ok, you were concentrating on balancing the speedo on 30 mph.

etc etc.

Absoloute bollocks.

pwig

11,956 posts

277 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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aww999

2,069 posts

268 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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It's a good job I only listen to death-core thrash-punk gabba-metal at insane volumes in my car, if I had to listen to that tripe I'd get really psyched up!

(My radio aerial is broken and I have no intention of fixing it!)

danger mouse

3,828 posts

268 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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Damn it!!!



I can't believe people believe this tosh.

Its a cool party trick to be able to say...

" Right Thrust, watch this. I won't look at the speedo, and I'll accelerate up to and hold X miles an hour"...

...and do it.

Eventually some unimaginative numptie 48mph'er will be so busy "balencing the needle on 30 that they'll run down a small child and pass the buck onto the radio station.

If it was me in charge of booking ad' space I wouldn't have even tendered this one, it was always gonna get pulled...d'ah!


Mouse

Scruff900

3,757 posts

268 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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Sorry, but has anyone tried doing thirty on the A6 through Stockport?

Imbloodypossible...

AlexH

2,505 posts

291 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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The bit at the end 'brought to you by the Stockport road safety team' made me think how many of these under-brained taxpayers money-wasting useless turds they've got sitting around coming up with this shit?

Simon5480

97 posts

268 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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The trouble is different areas interpret speeding differently, this of course leads to different ideas some good some bad, this one obviously was not so good. The word inappropriate scares me? Does it now mean they want to start stopping drivers and start fining them for impropriate speeds? If they do then how are they going to rugulate that? Could they just stop you by using an existing law e.g. driving without due care and attention?

My personal view is once Transport2000 win their case to repaint all cameras grey there will be a new war on motorist being fined or banded for inappropriate speeds. Which ever way you look at it they intend to force us off the road and once they get all these SPECS cameras up it will be game over, they have been laying loads of purple conduit along the M4 near me wonder if that’s the start.

P.S. funny how they allow these high powered cars to sold and are happy to take the VAT and tax but don't want us to driv them?

hertsbiker

6,371 posts

278 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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My personal view is once Transport2000 win their case to repaint all cameras grey there will be a new war on motorist being fined or banded for inappropriate speeds. Which ever way


Fake plates. Flip plates. LCD plates. Visual filters.

UK branch of Der TufTuf club. We'll cope. Given enough electronics & some common sense we will prevail. Shares in Snooper, anyone?

C

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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I live in Stockport (usually), and I've got to say that if I spent all my time trying to balance my speedo at 30, I'd end up compressing the inevitable traffic jams ahead of me. Can't ANYONE out there actually design a PROPER road safety programme that DOESN'T focus entirely on worrying about what is, let's face it, the most unreliable piece of kit on the dashboard. Maybe Petrolted or someone should outline a proposal.
P.S. Stockport should worry about the fact that Max Power keep using Morrison's car park for their pathetic 'cruises'. If they crashed one of those, and welded all the boltonboys into their cars, then pushed them into the Mersey, then maybe they'd make a greater contribution to road safety.

dougt

120 posts

272 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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I work in Stockport. I was the sad b@stard who got his M3 squashed into the mersey bridge concrete blocks (the old manky ones for the locals here) by a big truck about 18 months back.

30 on the A6 is a sad joke, I spend ages sitting in traffic looking at all the new speed cameras, dreaming of going fast enough to set one off sometime. One of these days.....

anonymous-user

61 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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"It's OK officer I didn't see those kids I've just run over because I was concentrating on my speedo needle like those safety people said".

Arrrgh! Absolutely mindless.

DancingMoose

5,591 posts

265 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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GREAT!!!! COMMON SENSE IN ACTION!!!

"practice this skill" = "drive around staring at your dashboard and ignoring the road for long periods. Do this in THIRTY zones where the kiddys are playing."

Next they'll bring in the new offence of "Driving without staring at the speedo".

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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God the bollocks.

Shooting is too good...etc etc

Perhaps these idiots should be chained to the back of a car which is being "balanced" at 30mph...for a couple of hundred miles.

What if some airhead actually did this and killed someone? Jesus.

soulpatch

4,693 posts

265 months

Thursday 7th November 2002
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The next thing that will happen is more people will go about vandalising speed cameras.

However, Mr President wont have any of that. He will probably turn vandelising a speed camera into a "terrorist act" and the use of radar detectors "inciting a terrorist act"

Well im off to my mates house. Might do a bit of 30MPH balancing where the kids are playing myself as I will then be SAFE!!!

What a bunch of fkwits. Who thinks up this pointless shite? oh yeah. the government.

nonegreen

7,803 posts

277 months

Friday 8th November 2002
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Stockport, I live there. It has the worst planned road system in the world. The entire council could not be positive if their lives depended on it. The A6 bypass has been under discussion now since 1938 so a decision can be considered imminent. The lib dems have systematically ousted most other politicians and the whole place is rapidly approaching a situation for traffic which makes the M25 look like an interstate in Montana. On Wednesday morning it took me 90 mins to travel just 800 yards. The intermitant bus lane is a disaster. Last Friday night there was a death on the A6 in between the 2 latest edition speed cameras which are no more than 400 metres apart. (state sanctioned murder). The full time officer responsible for all this carnage is a stupid bitch who came out of environmental health. Recent road developments have been designed to be adequate for 1903 traffic levels. The motorway M60 has a junction where you join in the outside lane. As its now aproaching xmas we are due for the annual road works (block all exits from Stockport to boost retail sales in the town). The last street surgery I attended, one of the thick lib dems parked in such a stupid place she caused an accident. If ever a place needed a serious shake up it is this one.

DancingMoose

5,591 posts

265 months

Friday 8th November 2002
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Fantastic. Now I have somewhere to base my "Hell on earth" novel.

Seriously though, there should be a system in place for public "votes of no-confidence", whereby individuals within council positions can be replaced, maybe then the majority would get a say in the way their part of the country is run!!!

*I may have accidentally stumbled on the perfect democracy there

PetrolTed

34,443 posts

310 months

Friday 8th November 2002
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It does raise the issue of what training/knowledge the people in these road safety offices have had. Are they just civil servant types moved into that department or have they been granted the privilege of receiving some training?

MEMSDesign

1,100 posts

277 months

Friday 8th November 2002
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nonegreen said:On Wednesday morning it took me 90 mins to travel just 800 yards.
You must walk slow! (Joke)

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Friday 8th November 2002
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nonegreen-ever found that having to pull out of the way of that f**king bus lane between Debenhams and Kwik Save is nigh-on suicidal? I have nearly lost my doors when a double-decker leviathan slams to a halt in front of me to let one person on and I have to pull out blind. I'm sorry, but buses, bus lanes and taxi lanes are adding to the problems of congestion because it means that 95% of road users have half a lane, whereas smelly ungainly, badly-driven uncomfortable, unused relics of British Leyland churn out carbon monoxide as they sail past our relatively 'green' cars. Did you know that a bus would have to drive around ALL DAY with 20 people on it to make it AS ECONOMICAL as a car - so you can see that it's just a government attempt to control where we go (ie miles out, late, sweaty). P.S. Have you noticed the cock-up they made of the new roundabout near Davenport. And they've made all my backstreet short cuts one-way.