Was it a PHer?
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On Saturday avo at about 1pm I was taking my Yamaha GR486SX down the M4 to see me nan in Bristol. I caught up with some rozzas making bloody good progress in the fast lane. They didn't have the blues on so can't have been on a job, maybe late for coffee or something? Anyway, I obviously couldn't overtake them or they'd have done me them so I hung around in their blind spot in the middle lane chuckling to myself 'cos they couldn't see me.
I slowed down a bit when I overtook a gorgeous bird in a BMW. She was showing a bit of leg and giving me the come on so I hung round her for a while. I gave her a signal for her to flash her tits but she wasn't having any of it, the tease! So I thought I'd show her what my GR486SX could do, and ripped past her on the left.
And then guess what happened? I caught up with the rozzas who must've seen me doing more than 70. They only bloody pulled me over! Bollox! This was the last thing I needed, I had to get to me nan's before the fruit cake I'd made her dried out too much. This cop fella was giving me a lecture about "undertaking" and dying and stuff. I mumbled that I was in hurry and I thought he was an arse. Didn't mean to call him an arse and thought it was game over but he must've misheard me or something because you'll never guess what, he only bloody let me off and sent me on the way with a "piss off!".
Woohoo! Made the rest of the journey in record time.
Just wanted to say thanks to the cop if he's on here, bloody nice chap for not doing me cos I'm already on 12 points. Nan enjoyed her cake too.
I slowed down a bit when I overtook a gorgeous bird in a BMW. She was showing a bit of leg and giving me the come on so I hung round her for a while. I gave her a signal for her to flash her tits but she wasn't having any of it, the tease! So I thought I'd show her what my GR486SX could do, and ripped past her on the left.
And then guess what happened? I caught up with the rozzas who must've seen me doing more than 70. They only bloody pulled me over! Bollox! This was the last thing I needed, I had to get to me nan's before the fruit cake I'd made her dried out too much. This cop fella was giving me a lecture about "undertaking" and dying and stuff. I mumbled that I was in hurry and I thought he was an arse. Didn't mean to call him an arse and thought it was game over but he must've misheard me or something because you'll never guess what, he only bloody let me off and sent me on the way with a "piss off!".
Woohoo! Made the rest of the journey in record time.
Just wanted to say thanks to the cop if he's on here, bloody nice chap for not doing me cos I'm already on 12 points. Nan enjoyed her cake too.
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Edit.......you already knew that didn't you Doh
>> Edited by DavidP on Monday 5th August 10:40
Edit.......you already knew that didn't you Doh
>> Edited by DavidP on Monday 5th August 10:40
Unlike you to reeled in Carzee, you should have known simply because it was Bonce 
Oh and Bonce it really is time you got into this millenium what were you doing riding such an old nail, plod should have nicked you just for being on the thing might I reccomend a nice new Kawasukihadaumph Pentium IV(M)
Oh and Bonce it really is time you got into this millenium what were you doing riding such an old nail, plod should have nicked you just for being on the thing might I reccomend a nice new Kawasukihadaumph Pentium IV(M)
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