Lunchtime laughter for you....

[rivergirrl]

as taken from Monday's Daily Mail:

"It's the Limit"

Officer: 'Good evening, sir. You were travelling at 37mph in a built-up area.'

Driver: 'I'm sorry, mate, I didn't realize. It won't happen again.



Officer: 'I'll have to report it. May I see your driving licence?'

Driver: 'Must you report it? I was only a bit over the limit. An automatic always picks up a mile or two downhill.'

Officer: 'That can't be helped. Our instructions are very clear.'

Driver: 'But a few more points will mean a ban and I need my car for work.'

Officer: 'Are you a doctor then, sir?'

Driver: 'No, I'm a burglar. As you can see, I've just come from a job. Can't you just do me for burglary? I can always fit the community service in between work.'

Officer: 'You're out of luck, chum. I don't do burglary. I only do motorists.'

[mondeoman]

Sad thing is its true........