Thursday 16th May 2002

Speedy Duck

A speed camera in Germany has caught a duck flying at 39kph in a 30 zone. The offending bird triggered the camera in Gluckstadt. Police haven't traced it yet.

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[Graham and Rosie]

Would the fine have been stuck on his bill?
TSSSSSS-KABOOM

[Neil Menzies]

quote:Would the fine have been stuck on his bill?
TSSSSSS-KABOOM

Not if he just winged it.

[smeagol]

quote:
the police haven't traced it

and its driving them qwackers.

[JSG]

quote:
the police haven't traced it

But they're trying to chase his footparints on the Web.

[bikerkeith]

If they do catch him he'll get hauled before the beak.

[kevinday]

I think you should all 'duck' for cover!

[nubbin]

In answer to the plea from the judge, I suppose he'll reply "yes, Mallard!"

[JMorgan]

Take his punishment like water off a humans back.

[Tabs]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a micro-wave and it's Bill Withers!

[mondeoman]

You lot are dg quackers!

>> Edited by mondeoman on Sunday 19th May 09:56

[outlaw]

quote:

quote:
the police haven't traced it

and its driving them qwackers.

I recon it going to drive em even more qwackers
when everybody stars rejstering there motors to donold duck

[nubbin]

i suppose he was "coot" red-handed! Taraa - ching!

[focused]

If they catch him, will he be brought in front of the D.A.?