Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[the tribester]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Fermit said:

I was actually in that position a few years ago, two lovely girls asking me to "service" them.
Unfortunately (for me) I'd had a few beers at the time and admitted to having had the snip!
Not sure that I thought that one through very well!

Actually they look like my new neighbours, who surprised me with a new Rolex last month, after I helped them carry furniture and their new double bed into their bedroom.
I say surprised, because they asked if they could reward me with something for helping them with their move, and they must have misunderstood when I said I'd like to watch.

[WPA]

From Facebook

[Barnsie]

[DodgyGeezer]

[Sheets Tabuer]

[thebigmacmoomin]

[bodhi]

https://x.com/NoContextBrits/status/18073965067034...

[MartG]

[MartG]

[DodgyGeezer]

bodhi said:

https://x.com/NoContextBrits/status/18073965067034...

I'll not be surprised if some plum doesn't try and report him for animal abuse

[MartG]

[Voldemort]

[geeks]

Voldemort said:

Lie you little bd, lie!

[Still Mulling]

geeks said:

Voldemort said:

Lie you little bd, lie!

“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Avoid the mud pack!

[Fermit]

[MartG]

From QI

Vallvidrera near Barcelona, has a curling club. Each season, the members of the club go to the local reservoir and toss a stone in to see if the ice is strong enough to play. Since the water never freezes, they go for brunch instead and raise the toast ‘We shall play one day’.

[zb]

[DodgyGeezer]

[MartG]