Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[RC1807]

r3g said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I was actually in that position a few years ago, two lovely girls asking me to "service" them.

[-Cappo-]

Shouldn’t laugh, as I have a relative buried here, but this did seem to fit the thread title:

[DodgyGeezer]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Fermit said:

I was actually in that position a few years ago, two lovely girls asking me to "service" them.
Unfortunately (for me) I'd had a few beers at the time and admitted to having had the snip!
Not sure that I thought that one through very well!

look on the bright side that may have prevented a visit by plod

[DodgyGeezer]

[generationx]

Thanks for the helpful sign

[Avenicus]

Presidential debate reminds me of something....

[generationx]

Avenicus said:

Presidential debate reminds me of something....

That’s you, that is.

[hidetheelephants]

generationx said:

Avenicus said:

Presidential debate reminds me of something....

That’s you, that is.

See your golf clubs? They're a girl's golf clubs. You ride in a golf cart, like a girl.

[zb]

Seems they're trying out some new signage for these hire bikes.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[Avenicus]

Avenicus said:

Presidential debate reminds me of something....

Weirdly, my 17 year old lad found the clips on YouTube and now all his friends are quoting the stuff at each other... "Emeritus Professor", "Girls Bike", "That's you that is". Syphilis clip, "Your Mum". etc etc.

Search History Today if you have never seen it. It's David Baddiel and Rob Newman (I think Rob became a recluse?)

[hidetheelephants]

Not really, he's still does the odd bit of comedy on Radio 4 but it's rather more cerebral than The Mary Whitehouse Experience. Out of the lime light perhaps.

[Huff]

[the tribester]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Fermit said:

I was actually in that position a few years ago, two lovely girls asking me to "service" them.
Unfortunately (for me) I'd had a few beers at the time and admitted to having had the snip!
Not sure that I thought that one through very well!

Actually they look like my new neighbours, who surprised me with a new Rolex last month, after I helped them carry furniture and their new double bed into their bedroom.
I say surprised, because they asked if they could reward me with something for helping them with their move, and they must have misunderstood when I said I'd like to watch.

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