2022 NISSAN QASHQAI ACENTA PREM DIG-T MHEV

Right then. Imagine youre in the market for a sensible family SUV. Something practical. Something reliable. Something that wont terrify the neighbours or the insurance company. Butcruciallysomething that isnt about as exciting as a damp teabag.

Well this might be the one.

Because what we have here is a Nissan Qashqai thats just arrived straight from Motability, and its done a frankly suspiciously tiny 12,000 miles from new. Twelve thousand! Thats barely enough to warm the tyres. Its had just one owner, comes with service history, andmiracle of miraclestwo keys. Yes. Both of them. Present and correct.

Now normally at this point youd think: Fine, but its probably as basic as a garden shed.

Ah. But no.

This one comes with alloy wheels, climate control, radar-guided cruise control, and a touchscreen infotainment system with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Which means your music, your maps, and your questionable taste in podcasts all appear instantly on the screen like magic.

And remember earlier when I mentioned a bit of German pizazz?

Well, take a look at the colour. Its finished in Ceramic Grey, whichlets be honestlooks suspiciously like Audis Nardo Grey. The sort of colour that normally lives on something with four exhaust pipes and a driver called Klaus.

But thats not all.

Because on top of the car itself, were also throwing in a brand-new MOT, 12 months warranty, and a fresh service.

All of it.

Completely free of charge.

Generous, arent we?

Features:

Tyre Puncture Repair Kit, Ceramic Grey, Monoform Cloth - Black