2017 VAUXHALL MOKKA

I know what you're thinking: "Why on earth would I want a Mokka? It's just another small faux-SUV for people who think mud is something that happens to other people." And, yes, you'd be right mostly. But this one this one is different.
Because this is not just a Mokka. This is the Elite Automatic, which sounds like the name of a secret government agency. And just look at it Velvet Red Metallic. It doesn't shout. It doesn't scream. It just stands there looking smug, like it knows it's better than all the other little SUVs in the car park.
Slide inside and oh yes leather. Proper, full leather. The kind that makes you feel like you should be wearing sunglasses and complaining about the price of champagne. The seats are heated too, which in the UK is about as essential as oxygen. Because let's face it, there are roughly 200 days a year when it's absolutely freezing and the rest are only slightly less freezing.
And the equipment list? Well, it's got the lot. Air conditioning, cruise control, electric windows and mirrors, alloy wheels all the things you actually need. I could go on, but frankly, if I listed every gadget this thing has, we'd both die of old age before I finished.
And because this isn't just a car, it's a deal, you'll get a brand new advisory-free MOT, a fresh service, and 12 months of warranty that covers both parts and labour. For free. Yes, free. Plus two keys and full service history which, let's be honest, is rarer than an honest politician.
So yes, it's a Mokka. But it's the good one. The stylish, leather-lined, warm-bottomed, Velvet Red chariot that proves small SUVs don't have to be dull. In fact, this one's rather brilliant.

Features:

18in Alloy Wheels - Diamond Cut Bi Colour 10-Spoke, Velvet Red, Jasmin Leather - Jet Black