2017 MINI JOHN COOPER WORKS

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because I've got something rather special to share with you today. It's the Mini Hatch 2.0 John Cooper Works 3dr, and let me tell you, it's an absolute cracker of a car. Imagine, if you will, a pint-sized dynamo that's been to the gym, had a protein shake, and is now ready to take on the world with a cheeky grin.

First off, let's talk about the aesthetics. Finished in a striking Chili Red, this Mini Hatch is like a fiery little pepper on wheels. And with those bold Bonnet Stripes in Black, it's got a look that's both classic and rebellious. It's the automotive equivalent of James Bond in a tuxedo suave, but you know it can handle itself in a scrap.

Now, under the bonnet, we've got a 2.0-litre turbocharged engine that's more eager than a Labrador at dinnertime. It delivers a punchy performance that makes every drive feel like a Sunday morning blast through the countryside. And with the 18-inch John Cooper Works Cup Spoke alloy wheels in a Two-Tone finish, it grips the road like a cat on a hot tin roof.

Step inside, and you're greeted by the sumptuous Dinamica-Leather in Carbon Black. It's like being enveloped in a hug from a very stylish bear. The CHILI Pack adds a touch of spice with features that make every journey a delight. And speaking of delights, the Harman Kardon Hi-Fi System will have you feeling like you're front row at Glastonbury.

For those who love a bit of tech, the Media Pack XL and MINI Head-Up Display are here to make sure you're always in the know, without taking your eyes off the road. And when it comes to parking, the Park Distance Control and Rear View Camera make it as easy as pie no more embarrassing scrapes in the supermarket car park.

But wait, there's more! The Auto-Dimming Door Mirrors and Interior Rear View Mirror ensure you're never blinded by those pesky high beams. And on those chilly mornings, the Heated Front Windscreen and Seat Heating for Driver and Front Passenger will have you toasty in no time.

Finally, the Chrome Line Interior adds a touch of class, while the LED Headlights with Cornering Lights ensure you can see and be seen, no matter the conditions.

In conclusion, the Mini Hatch 2.0 John Cooper Works 3dr is a masterclass in blending performance, style, and practicality. It's a car that doesn't just get you from A to B it makes the journey an event. So, if you're in the market for a car that's as fun as it is functional, look no further. This Mini Hatch is ready to put a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

Description Price When New inc VAT

CHILI Pack £3,040
Dinamica/Leather Black Upholstery £1,410
Media Pack XL £1,400
18" John Cooper Works Cup Spoke alloy wheels in 2-tone £740
Harman Kardon Hi-Fi System £590
Park Distance Control, front and rear £590
Solid paint £475
MINI Head-up Display £450
Auto-dimming exterior mirrors and interior rear view mirror £335
Rear view camera £255
Seat heating for driver and front passenger £215
Chrome Line interior £110
Heated front windscreen £110
LED headlights with cornering lights £85
Bonnet stripes in black £80
Warning triangle and first aid kit £50
Chili Red Non-Metallic £0
Colour Line - Carbon Black £0
Dinamica Leather Carbon Black £0
MINI Connected £0
MINI Connected XL £0
Parking Assistant £0
Roof and mirror caps in black £0
Sports suspension £0

Total Price of Optional Equipment £9,935

Features:

CHILI Pack, Dinamica-Leather - Carbon Black, Media Pack XL, 18in Alloy Wheels - John Cooper Works Cup Spoke - Two-Tone, Harman Kardon Hi-Fi System, Park Distance Control - Front and Rear, Chili Red, MINI Head-Up Display, Auto-Dimming Door Mirrors and Interior Rear View Mirror, Rear View Camera, Seat Heating for Driver and Front Passenger, Chrome Line Interior, Heated Front Windscreen, Headlights - Cornering Lights - LED, Bonnet Stripes - Black