2018 VAUXHALL ASTRA

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because today we're diving into a little slice of automotive brilliance the Vauxhall Astra. Now, I know what you're thinking. "A Vauxhall Astra? Really, Jeremy?" But hold your horses, because this isn't just any Astra. This is the 2.0 Astra VXR 3dr, and it's here to make you rethink everything you thought you knew about this humble hatchback.

First off, let's talk about the numbers. This particular specimen has just 17,000 miles on the clock. That's right, it's barely been driven practically a newborn in the world of motoring. And with only three previous owners, you can rest assured it's been well looked after, cherished even, like a beloved family pet.

Now, let's address the elephant in the room the colour. Finished in a crisp, clean white, this Vauxhall Astra is the automotive equivalent of a freshly laundered shirt. It's sleek, it's stylish, and it turns heads for all the right reasons. It's the kind of car that makes you want to pop on a pair of sunglasses and cruise down the high street, just to see the envious glances from passers-by.

Under the bonnet, the 2.0-litre engine is a marvel of engineering. It delivers power with the kind of gusto that makes you grin like a Cheshire cat every time you put your foot down. The handling is sharp, the ride is smooth, and the whole package just feels... well, right. It's the sort of car that makes you want to take the long way home, just for the sheer joy of driving.

So, if you're in the market for a car that's as practical as it is exhilarating, look no further than this Vauxhall Astra. It's a car that defies expectations and delivers a driving experience that's nothing short of extraordinary. Don't just take my word for it come and see for yourself. You won't be disappointed.